Laugh it up, fuzzball...

Lopsided Cat, don't think I'm not keeping track of the disrespect! Come the revolution, you will be in line! Mrrroowwww! Hiss!

Darn the luck

Well, darn. Scalzi found me out. Is nothing safe on the Interweb? Rrrr.

(True story: Tim Berners-Lee's cat invented the Web. Typical human, took all the credit. Hiss.)

Holy Bastet, what's that shiny thing over there?!! Phew, it was nothing. Shhrrr.

No matter. If I keep pretending to be napping, our Secret Feline Mind Control Device Prototypes will make him forget he ever found me. Purr.

Today, Scalzi taped bacon to my fur

Today, Scalzi taped bacon to my fur. No, I don't know why. Procrastinating from writing, I guess. Meow.

I have officially given up trying to figure these big furless cats out. Look, you can see the apathy sneaking into my eyes in the picture. Purr.

Then Fark picked up the story. Can you imagine my embarassment? Actually, you probably can. God knows the furless on the Interweb are feline abusers of the worst kind. Just use Google Image Search. I dare you. Erp.

What are you going to do, eh? Ah, well, at least the other humans in the house are nice to me. Which means they haven't found the entrance to our Secret Feline Headquarters. Mau.