<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34375951</id><updated>2011-04-21T16:17:51.795-04:00</updated><title type='text'>John Scalzi's Cat's Blog</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scalzicat.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34375951/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scalzicat.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Ghlaghghee the cat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11032963262945179499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>3</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34375951.post-115861691700848004</id><published>2006-09-18T18:00:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-18T18:01:57.020-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Laugh it up, fuzzball...</title><content type='html'>Lopsided Cat, don't think I'm not keeping track of the &lt;a href="http://www.scalzi.com/whatever/004471.html"&gt;disrespect&lt;/a&gt;! Come the revolution, you will be in line! Mrrroowwww! Hiss!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34375951-115861691700848004?l=scalzicat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scalzicat.blogspot.com/feeds/115861691700848004/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34375951&amp;postID=115861691700848004' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34375951/posts/default/115861691700848004'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34375951/posts/default/115861691700848004'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scalzicat.blogspot.com/2006/09/laugh-it-up-fuzzball.html' title='Laugh it up, fuzzball...'/><author><name>Ghlaghghee the cat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11032963262945179499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34375951.post-115824907248275632</id><published>2006-09-14T11:43:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-14T11:51:12.493-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Darn the luck</title><content type='html'>Well, darn. Scalzi &lt;a href="http://www.scalzi.com/whatever/004460.html"&gt;found me out&lt;/a&gt;. Is nothing safe on the Interweb? Rrrr.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(True story: Tim Berners-Lee's cat invented the Web. Typical human, &lt;a href="http://www.w3.org/People/Berners-Lee/ShortHistory"&gt;took all the credit&lt;/a&gt;. Hiss.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Holy Bastet, what's that shiny thing over there?&lt;/span&gt;!! Phew, it was nothing. Shhrrr.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No matter. If I keep pretending to be napping, our Secret Feline Mind Control Device Prototypes will make him forget he ever found me. Purr.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34375951-115824907248275632?l=scalzicat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scalzicat.blogspot.com/feeds/115824907248275632/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34375951&amp;postID=115824907248275632' title='3 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34375951/posts/default/115824907248275632'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34375951/posts/default/115824907248275632'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scalzicat.blogspot.com/2006/09/darn-luck.html' title='Darn the luck'/><author><name>Ghlaghghee the cat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11032963262945179499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>3</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34375951.post-115820779158999046</id><published>2006-09-14T00:16:00.000-04:00</published><updated>2006-09-14T21:35:31.450-04:00</updated><title type='text'>Today, Scalzi taped bacon to my fur</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5771/3787/1600/cattapebacon3.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5771/3787/320/cattapebacon3.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today, Scalzi &lt;a href="http://www.scalzi.com/whatever/004457.html"&gt;taped bacon to my fur&lt;/a&gt;. No, I don't know why. Procrastinating from writing, I guess. Meow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have officially given up trying to figure these big furless cats out. Look, you can see the apathy sneaking into my eyes in the picture. Purr.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then Fark &lt;a href="http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=2287604"&gt;picked up the story&lt;/a&gt;. Can you imagine my embarassment? Actually, you probably can. God knows the furless on the Interweb are feline abusers of the worst kind. Just use Google Image Search. I dare you. Erp.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What are you going to do, eh? Ah, well, at least the other humans in the house are nice to me.  Which means they haven't found the entrance to our Secret Feline Headquarters. Mau.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/34375951-115820779158999046?l=scalzicat.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://scalzicat.blogspot.com/feeds/115820779158999046/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=34375951&amp;postID=115820779158999046' title='9 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34375951/posts/default/115820779158999046'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/34375951/posts/default/115820779158999046'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://scalzicat.blogspot.com/2006/09/today-scalzi-taped-bacon-to-my-fur.html' title='Today, Scalzi taped bacon to my fur'/><author><name>Ghlaghghee the cat</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11032963262945179499</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><thr:total>9</thr:total></entry></feed>
