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Thursday, September 14, 2006

Today, Scalzi taped bacon to my fur


Today, Scalzi taped bacon to my fur. No, I don't know why. Procrastinating from writing, I guess. Meow.

I have officially given up trying to figure these big furless cats out. Look, you can see the apathy sneaking into my eyes in the picture. Purr.

Then Fark picked up the story. Can you imagine my embarassment? Actually, you probably can. God knows the furless on the Interweb are feline abusers of the worst kind. Just use Google Image Search. I dare you. Erp.

What are you going to do, eh? Ah, well, at least the other humans in the house are nice to me. Which means they haven't found the entrance to our Secret Feline Headquarters. Mau.

10 Comments:

Blogger tommyspoon said...

Was the bacon any good? I mean, you might as well get something out of this experience.

Maybe he'll tape a salmon to you next week.

8:03 AM  
Blogger chang said...

Dear Garglebargle,

Next time, make like you're just going in to give your human a little head bonk. And then when it tries to get the tape and bacon to your fur make like Wolverine mit dem klaws!!!

Snik! Snik! Snik!

8:35 AM  
Blogger Fat Roland said...

That is disgusting and cruel, I can't believe someone would do such a horrible thing.

Every day, 1,283 perfectly good strips of bacon are ruined by cat fur. Won't SOMEBODY please THINK of the BACON?!?!?!?!

9:12 AM  
Blogger Ghlaghghee the cat said...

Scalzi took the bacon away. He tapes it to me, then takes it away. Murrrrrrreau.

Salmon, though--now that I wouldn't mind taped to me so much. As long as he let me have it afterwards. Mau.

And no matter how bad the ignominy I'm not going to "make like Wolverine" and endanger our Secret Feline Mission. Purr.

11:41 AM  
Blogger the angry black woman said...

I love you so, so much. *rub*

4:35 PM  
Blogger Obsidian Kitten said...

"Farkers have clicked on the above link 37193 times"

My darling, you certainly ARE getting a lot of attention.

Do you know what a Farker is? Is it some strange breed of furless 2-legger? Can we eat it?

Hmmm...on second thought, I think I'll stick wiht the salmon. Mee-nowwww....

By the way, don't say anything about the work we're doing to develop the opposable thumbs, got it?

5:02 PM  
Blogger Ghlaghghee the cat said...

Obsidian, I don't know what a Farker is exactly, except that Scalzi was muttering about "trolls" and "language." If he attempts to tape a Farker to me, I'll see if I can eat it. And as far as the thumb thing goes, I don't have any idea what you're talking about. (wink)

9:33 PM  
Blogger Obsidian Kitten said...

I tried a troll once, and it wasn't very tasty. Kind of slimy and scaly, but not in a good way (not like salmon at all). And I was trying to get the stench out of my fur for weeks.

If Farkers are anything like trolls, I'll pass.

I can't believe he didn't let you eat the bacon. And after you treated him with such kind restraint, too. Those 2-legged skinjobs have such limited manners.

6:23 PM  
Blogger Janet said...

I might suggest that the reason behind the bacon incident was his watching the Monty Python "Confuse a Cat" sketch. My recommendation (to avoid other such indignities is to prepare to pounce on the remote control any time John Cleese appears on the TV screen.

5:02 PM  
Blogger michelsc kafer said...

Nice... Be sencere about taping tape

1:10 PM  

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