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Thursday, September 14, 2006

Darn the luck

Well, darn. Scalzi found me out. Is nothing safe on the Interweb? Rrrr.

(True story: Tim Berners-Lee's cat invented the Web. Typical human, took all the credit. Hiss.)

Holy Bastet, what's that shiny thing over there?!! Phew, it was nothing. Shhrrr.

No matter. If I keep pretending to be napping, our Secret Feline Mind Control Device Prototypes will make him forget he ever found me. Purr.

3 Comments:

Blogger Kaese Klan said...

Fluffy -- You have shiny things too. Frowr, I though it was just me. The others that live hear see them to.

Spazz

2:05 PM  
Blogger Obsidian Kitten said...

Good thing they have yet to figure out the exact nature of the purr. So simple, yet so complex...far too complex for their sieve-sized brains to comprehend.

I mean, their brains only have two legs to control and manipulate. Think how much more complex the feline brain has to be simply to mobilize four legs at once: Twice as large? Or exponentially larger, perhaps to the second or even fourth power larger?

And forget our far superior eyesight, survival and hunting skills...imagine throwing Scalzi out into an alley or the woods for a night of predatory foraging, with nothing but his bare skin and measly excuse for TEETH and CLAWS to protect him...HA! He wouldn't last an hour.

6:32 PM  
Blogger Emma said...

??? okaaaaaaaaaaaay... hi Ghlaghghee! how you doin? haven;'t updated in a while, have you?

7:40 AM  

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