Today, Scalzi taped bacon to my fur
. No, I don't know why. Procrastinating from writing, I guess. Meow.
I have officially given up trying to figure these big furless cats out. Look, you can see the apathy sneaking into my eyes in the picture. Purr.
Then Fark picked up the story
. Can you imagine my embarassment? Actually, you probably can. God knows the furless on the Interweb are feline abusers of the worst kind. Just use Google Image Search. I dare you. Erp.
What are you going to do, eh? Ah, well, at least the other humans in the house are nice to me. Which means they haven't found the entrance to our Secret Feline Headquarters. Mau.